Naa main ranjha veere, naa main Mirza..
Naa pasand mainu juya satta, naa nasha patta..
koi Lod ni mainu hatheyaara di, naa banauti yaara di..
Jeda chadeya firda sharik sir te,
Maar ni aa saale CHOUDHARY di ik lalkare di..

hAr ''mAA'' dE d¡L d¡ ¡K h¡ aWaaJ.......
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tErE mOb¡Le nU aaG lAg jAvE ptandra.!.!.!.
:p

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Teacher KAKE nu…...
Teacher…KAKE tu school late kyo ayea......
KAKA…Ji mai supne vich Canada gya si.......
Teacher SANTE nu par tu kyo late ayea......
SANTA…Ji mai KAKE nu airport chhadn gya si.......

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Raat¡ Sohnya Nu M¡Ln Gaye__
Te Aundya Der Ho Ga¡__
Der Kaad¡ Ho¡ J¡, Saver H¡ Ho Ga¡__
Fer__?
Fer__?
Fer K¡ J¡__
ßaapu Daang La¡ke Ba¡th C Darwaaje Te__
Te Saver 6.A.M To þehLan H¡ Yaaran D¡ "Reþa¡r" Ho Ga¡__


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Heer Says too Ranjha
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"Ki Khaatyaa main Teri Heer ßan key????"

Ranjha
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" Te SaaLiye Main Keira Ranjha ßan k SP Lag Gya aan.."

(-_-)/ Kithe

<)( Ho Tussi?

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(-_-) Pata Kinna

<)(> Mis Kita

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. ,/ / inna sara

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Tamilian Calls Up a Santa & Says:
Tamil TheriMaa??
(Meaning: Do U Know Tamil?)
Santa Gets Angry & Replies:
Punjabi Tera Peyo!!

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Santa: tu taan kiha si ethe tanga tanga tak pani h,
eh taan sir tak pani h?
banta: yar savere ethe bathak(duck) ghum rahi si,
ohna di taan tanga tanga tak pani si.....

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Special english shayari:
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'The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali of mehbuba with very zor-shor
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'The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali of mehbuba with very zor-shor
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The mehbuba jhaaki from the door & boli,
Mar gaya haramkhor
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Tera Chadya Diploma Poor Kude…..

Hun tu Gandhi Vale Note Kamaune Aa….

Sanu Thok k Supplyiaa Milliya …

Apa Ajje 3-4 Saal Hor Laane Aa…

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