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pardeep kaur sidhu
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santa's son was filling an application form.

the form asked abt mother tongue.

son:papa ithe ki likhan??

santa: likh puttar Very long and uncontrolled.


29 Jul 2010

gurinder singh
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dessi..................

Ameeron k bachey at 20th floor of a building,

wow man what a great view.

te pind  walle jwaak kothe te khar k 

ajjo dekhiye keeda thuk pehlan thalle jande oye ..........happy02

29 Jul 2010

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Ek bacha apne khidone nal khed reha c te kehnda

: aajo bai, gaddi chali a jehre kute ne chadna a chad jo.

 

ohde daddy ne sun liya te kehnda :Put gallan na kadya kar.

 

Munda pher kehnda: aajo bai, gaddi chali a jehde kamine ne chadna a chad jo.

 

Peo ne munde nu do thappar mare te ohda khidona kho liya. Munda ron Lag gaya

ghante bad peo ne munde nu samjhaya te khidona vapas krta

Munda kehnda "Aajo bai, gadi challi a pehlan hi ek Ullu de Patthe kar ke ghanta late ho gayee a"

 

30 Jul 2010

gurinder singh
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pati de maran de next day patni ne akhbar ch khabar ditte

antim ardass ch shamil sareya loka da dhanwad

from- Reena (32)

height- 5'4"

gora rang 

bache nahi

mobile.no 99143.......................

30 Jul 2010

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Santa apne dost de antim sanskar te gaya

othe ohne vekhya k Sari jananiyan lash nu lip lipt ke ro reha c

santa kehnda: Oye rabba, ehdi tan te mainu mar dinda, dujiya jananiyan jaffian ta paundiyan"

30 Jul 2010

gurinder singh
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Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.
Bhaiya: Anandpur
Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda.
Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?
Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a.
Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c?

Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.

 

Bhaiya: Anandpur

 

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda.othe sade guruyan ne sheedi ditte si ...

 

Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?

 

Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a.

 

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c?

 

31 Jul 2010

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bhut purana a gurinder bai g

31 Jul 2010

gurinder singh
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challo koi nahi nawa  pa dinde ha

 

31 Jul 2010

gurinder singh
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santa vihah vich bahut der da  khanna khaa reha si

ikk banda ohnu khanna khande dekh reha si

bahut der dekhi gaye te fer osne akkeer ch ja k puch  hi leya

santa ji tussi kinne der de khana khaa raho ho hun bas karo

santa - main ta aap bahut dukhi haa par vihah valeya ne likheya si

dinner 7 to 10 pm

31 Jul 2010

gurinder singh
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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? 
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? 
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti. 

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? 

Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? 

Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti. 

 

31 Jul 2010

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