ek jatt ek kudi nu purpose karda hoya.....
TERI shakal punjab roadwaz wargi
tere ton ticket katon nu jee karda
TERI tor meri majh wargi tenu sangal paun nu jee karda...
munda: bapu tera viah ho gya..??
bapu: han puttar mera viah ho gya...
munda: aacha kis naal hoya..??
bapu:puttar teri maa naal....
munda: wah bapu tu te bada chalak nikleya ,ghar ch hi chakkar chala leya......!!
ik mandir vich lokaan di bhir vekh ke ik jatt pandit nu puchhda hai eh ki ho raha hai
pandit reply:- arti utaar rahe hai
jatt reply:- saleyo pehlaan chadhayi kyon c