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| Customer: eh bakra kine da hai? Shopkeeper: 500 da. Custmr: ena sasta? Shopkeeper: paji eh China da aa. Koi guarantee nahi te.. Koi ptani.. Ghar pahuch ke bhokan e lag jave! |
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17 Oct 2013
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| T-Series Presents Mashoor Gayak: Pappu Suppliyan Wala pesh karde ne โฆ Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album โDARD DEGREE DEโ Tracklist: 1. Naukari 1500 wali 2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song) 3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro 4. Saanu mann St |
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17 Oct 2013
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เจเฉฑเจ British เจจเฉ เจชเฉฐเจเจพเจฌเฉ เจธเจฟเจ เจเจฆเจฎเฉ เจจเฉเฉฐ เจเจฟเจนเจพ;'
เจญเจพเจฐเจค เจฆเฉ เจเฉฐเจกเฉ เจตเจฟเฉฑเจ เจนเจฐเจพ เจฐเฉฐเจ เจฎเฉเจธเจฒเจฎเจพเจจเจพ เจฆเจพ,
เจเจฟเฉฑเจเจพ เจฐเฉฐเจ เจเจธเจพเจเจ เจฆเจพ,
เจเฉเจธเจฐเฉ เจฐเฉฐเจ เจนเจฟเฉฐเจฆเฉเจ เจฆเจพ,
เจคเฉ เจซเจฟเจฐ เจคเฉเจนเจพเจกเจพ เจเฉ?
เจชเฉฐเจเจพเจฌเฉ เจธเจฟเจ ; เจจเจพ เจกเจพเจเจ เจคเฉเจฐเฉ เจฌเฉเฉเฉ เจฆเฉ เจ ...............
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19 Nov 2013
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Yamraj asked to 3 ladies:- โKabhi kiss kiya hai ??
1st lady: Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj: Nark me jaao.
2nd lady: Shadi ke baad.
Yamraj: Swarg me jaao.
3rd lady: Kabhi nahi kiya.
Yamraj: Kone me aao. :*:
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09 Dec 2013
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Heart touching must read-
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSES for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSES bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSES FREE mein de deta hoon. So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyoon hua..!
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09 Dec 2013
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Tadke Tadke akh khuliโฆ.
ik hanju naina chu dul geya main
rabb kalo pucheya ki ho eya.
oh kehanda jinu to sarri umar yaad kitaโฆ.
oh kado da tenu bhul geya..,,,, Longodevia
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10 Dec 2013
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Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda haโฆ..Gurpreet Longodevia likh k khali tha payi firda haโฆ..
bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hundaโฆ
Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda
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10 Dec 2013
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Main keha jaanu ki kardi aa ?
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Kehndi marjaniya tera hi siyaapa kardi aa , saver
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bhukhi bethi aa....
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10 Dec 2013
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Girl Apne Bofriend Se : Main MAA banne wali hoon..
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Boy : Nahiiiiiiiiiiii ..
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Girl : Abe dhakkan..
Pura to sun le..
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Tere BAAP ne mujhe propose kiya hai..
Main teri MAA banne waali hoon.
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10 Dec 2013
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Gullu- kal meri shaadi hai aur ladki walon ne kam log bulaye hai.
pappu- to isme problem kya hai?
Gullu- pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi.
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03 Jan 2014
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