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Jajj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tumne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.

 

Gullu : Par Janab

 

Jajj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise...........

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Gullu at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? 

 

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

03 Jan 2014

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Gullu ped pe chada to uppar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Uppar kyun aiya?

 

Gullu: Apple khane.

 

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

 

Gullu: Pata hai, issi liye toh Apple saath laya hu.

05 Jan 2014

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Gullu got new job:

1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:

Boss was happy & asked what he did?

Gullu replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

 

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

 

Then , For 3000 Kgs

 

How Much?

 

Gullu- Ton!Ton!Ton!

05 Jan 2014

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