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Jassi Sangha
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Moti Janani

Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.

Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya:
"Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke chdo.."

14 Jan 2010

Jassi Sangha
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IT Terminologies vs. Hindi movie names

Pentium II and Pentium I - Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan
Ctrl C+ Ctrl V - Duplicate
Ctrl + Alt + Del - Aakhri Raasta
An employee who frequently changes companies - Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
An employee who is ready to sign a bond - Dulhan Banu Mai Teri
An employee without signing bond - Kachche Dhage
An employee who works sincerely - Dil Se
An employee who is ready to leave his job - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
An employee who left the job without informing - Nau Do Gyarah
Project Manager - Jallad
Project Leader - Khal Nayak
Super User Password - Gupt
Bill Gates - Humse Badhkar Kaun
Microsoft Corporation - Ustadon Ke Ustad
Internet - Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein
Operator vs computer - Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
Windows 95 - Bade Dilwala
Dos & Windows - Do Raaste
Undelete - Naya Jivan
F1 - Guide
Hard disk vs Floppy Disk - Gharwali Baharwali
Mail Merge in MS Word - Sangam
Server - God father
A system infected by virus - Pyar to Hona Hi Tha
A computer for the virus - Piya Ka Ghar
Anti virus Kit - Soldier 

14 Jan 2010

Jassi Sangha
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Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.

Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he. 

14 Jan 2010

Jassi Sangha
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14 Jan 2010

Satwinder  Satti
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Ha ha ha ha ha. Kamaal kiti payi aa kudiye. Jeondi wasdi reh.

14 Jan 2010

Jassi Sangha
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Thanks

14 Jan 2010

gursaab singh
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i munda 1 chinese nu vyah k ghar le aunda hai.

is te usdi maa usnu gusse ho k khndi hai," ve marjanya a ki kita tu, tera beda behje......."

ta aggo munda apni maa nu kehnda hai,

"maa tu aape ta kha c k aun lagga cheeni(sugar) layii aavin......."

16 Jan 2010

guramandeep sandhu
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MUNNA BHAI- agar bina daant ka kutta kaate to kya kerna chahiye?

curcuit - simple bina sui wala injection lagvana chahiye

16 Jan 2010

guramandeep sandhu
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NARAD MUNI dharti pe madira(sharaab) peeney aye, 12 bottle p daali

THEKE WALA- aapko chadhti kyun nahi

NARAD MUNI- main bhagwan huu

THEKE WALA- ab charr gai bevade ko

16 Jan 2010

guramandeep sandhu
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Santa- tommy ne meri kitaab kha lai

Mother- ohnu mere kol le k aao main os nu saja devaan

Santa- saja te main os nu de ditti, os d kauli wala dudh main p leya

16 Jan 2010

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