Parkash singh badal de ghar samne lok :
badal saab zindabaad,
badal saab zindabaad,
badal saab zindabaad.

Parkash singh badal: yaar na main bijli ditti na main pani ditta....paisa main rajj ke khadha....eh loki meri jai jai kaar kyu kar rahe ne ?

Sukhbir: daddy ji ehe taan inverter, generator batteries wale ne 

ik gareeb banda machi fad ke lianda hai
poor man: chal bhagwaan machi bana...

wife: machi kidda banaawan ?
na ghar gas hai, na bijli, na aata, na noon

man: fer ki kariye ?

wife machi nu paani ch chad dao wapis

machi: badal sarkaar zindabaad

new born baby to nurse : mam light hegi aa ?

nurse : NO

baby : Oh shit............





















































































fer PANJAB ch paida ho gya

Hahahahahahaha. Changi laah patt kar rahe ho 22 g. Good ones.

thanks 22 g..

 

ehna te taan jinna tawa laayie onna ghat aa....

Sahi gall aa.

ha ha ha amrinder ji majaa aa gaya. sarkar d jinni lah paah karo ohni thodi.

santa bi mata beemar ho gai docter ne keha ehna de test hoongay

santa kenda he waheguru meri maa ta anpad a test kitho paas karugi...:(

father-- tere result da ki baneya

son-- headmaster sahab da munda fail ho gaya

 

father te tera??

son-- dr. sahab da v munda fail ho gaya

 

father-- tu apna dass?

son -- khanna sahab da v munda fail hai

 

father-- khoteyya tu apna dass kii baneya??

son-- tusi keda Bill gates ho tuhada v munda fail hogaya...

lols ...jasleen n ami..jusssssss tooooooo much ..i can not stop laughing..