ik hathi te kirri khedd rahe hunde ne te kirri luk ke ik latt(leg)bahar kadd lendi hai te kirra ode kolo pushda hai ke tu latt kato kaddi va oh kendi hai ke mai hathi nu karingri pa he sutna va

Teacher--tuhanu pta nhi school 7 vje lggda aa??

kid santa-- tusi fikar na krya kro sir, school shuru krwa dya kro..

Hahahahahaha good ones.

Boy to girl- sohniye tu mere sapneyan ch rehni ae, mere khyalan ch rehni ae, mere dil ch mere saahan ch rehni ae........... Girl - marjaneya main ta jalandhar kiraye te rehni aa.

sante di voti driver naal bhaj gai lokaan ne puchiya hun ki karoge santa bhaji..

santa kenda karna ki aa yaar hun gaddi aape chavanga..

good ones

Boy- chalte chalte yun hi ruk jata hoon main, baithe baithe kahi kho jata hoon main, kya yehi pyar hai?... Girl- Nahi ye kamjori hai subah shaam gulucose piyo karo.

Je computer punjabi vich howe, ta option ki hon ge......... Send = sutto, Find= labbo, Delete = mitti pao, ctrl+alt+del = syapa hi mukao.

Ik conductor da viyah ho riha c, jad ohdi dulhan kol aa ke baithi ta kehnda.. Thoda nerhe ho ke beh ja ik sawari hor baith sakdi hai.

Two lovers were eating chips , looking into each other eyes.

Girl: What r u thinking right now?

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Boy: Tu har vaar mere ton jada chips khandi hain bhukhiye !!!!!!!!