Preeto apni husband (santa) nall bazaar turi hoi jandi kehndi ke aaj te tusi bilkul madari lag rahe ho ...

santa kehnda jehde naal tere wargi bandri turi jandi howe uh hor madari laggu .........

Vidai de tym te dulhe da mobile wajya te dulhan ne chaped maar diti ?????

ringtone si DIL MEIN CHUPAKAR PYAR KA ARMAAN LE CHALE , HUM AAJ APNI MAUT KA SAMAAN LE CHALE ...

HAHHAAAAAA/.........

Wife apne gharwale nu kehndi aa ,, tuhanu pyar nahin karna aunda ..

agon gharwale da jawab ahh tin niyane internet ton download kite aa..........

ek baba roz gurudware kirtan karda si te roz ek buddi lal suit paa ke aundi si , baba usnu pyar karda si ,,ek din uh buddi naa aayi te baba kirtan karda kehnda "" sab sangtan aayin ji sade lal nazar nahin aunde ""use wele uh buddi us din hara suit paa ke aa jandi aa te baba kehan lag paya """mann sheetal ho gaya ji dekh ke sangtan hariya bhariyan .........

sante ne apni gf nu date te sadya te uh late ho gayi toh yeh sheyar sunaya "'falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai Doosri ka tym ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai.........

2 bachon ki maa teesri baar shaadi kar rahi thi , shaddi ke waqt chota bacha rone laga aur uski maa boli chup kar jaa nahin te agli waar naal nahin lai ke jawangi.........

gov hospital ch doctor and mareej ch ki similarity hai DASO???

doctor nurse te marda te mareej faras te marda........

Ek Bache ne Hospital ch janam leya te janam lehnde hi bol piya te nurse nu puchda

"light hegi a"

Nurse kehndi "na v, eh tan hospital da generator chal reha h"

eh sun ke bachha ron lag peya ke kehnda "Nahi main pher PUNJAB ch janam le liya"

hahaahhah

Ek vari ek premi jore nu kuri da peo vekh lainda a

oh munde nu chuk ke le janda a te os nu kuri de samne hi

bijli to chalan vari aari de agge ban dinda a

jiven jiven aari agge jandi a munde di jaan sukh jandi a

par jiven hi oh munde de kol pahunchadi a bijli chali jandi a te munda jor di chilaunda a

"Badal Sarkar Jindabad

"Punjab Sarkar Jindabad