master ji:- main shimla gaya..

banta singh hunh toon ehi line english de vich bol ke dass..

banta singh:- i go to, went to, gone to shimla.

master ji:- oye tu verb diyan tinno farma kyon laga dittian.

banta singh:- master ji raah de vich charhai bahut si na..

sonia gandhi wala tooo good

hahahaha kaim aa sonia wala.... lol

Sardar: Kiven lala ji gharwali naal larayi khatam ho gayi k nahi?

Lala ji: Hanji hanji... godeyan bhar tur k mere kol ayi c !

Sardar: Acha !!! mafi mangan ayi honi hai ?

Lala ji: Nahi ji Kehndi bed thalo bahr ajo main kuch nahi kehndi !!!

Examination Hall ch ek kuri naal baithey mundey nu kehndi hai k mainu es question di starting das de baki main aap hi likh lavangi !!!

Munda kehnda theek hai likh la "The ..."

Kehndey ne j Columbus di girl friend hundi tan Us ne kade America di khoj hi nahi kar sakni c ..........!

kiyon k jiven hi usne gharon nikalna c tan

Girl friend: Kithe challan? Kis naal? kiven jayenga? ki labhan? tu hi kiyon? main ki karungi tere jaan ton baad? main tere naal chalan? Kado vapas ayenga? othe rahenga kithe? Meri yaad aoogi na?

agon columbus: Le meri maa ... nahi janda khush?

viah to pehlan kudi:- chan kithe hai?

munda:- chan do ney ik tu te duja asman ch

viah to baad .... kudi:- chan kithe hai

munda:- anni ho gai e utey tera pio bulb jala k baitha?

ik waar ik gareeb jehe munde da viah hunda te pandit kehnda "tu saunh kha ki ajj ton baad teri har cheej teri gharwali di"...

pichey bheed chon awaaj aundi "lai lo vicharey di cycle v gayi "

ik banda marn ton baad dharam raaj kol chala jaanda hai.

dharam raaj de darbaar vich ik baar ghanti di awaaz aundi hai..

oh dharam raaj nu puchhda hai ke eh ghanti kyon vajji..

dharam raaj:-thalle dharti te koi jhooth bol reha hai.

thorhe chir baad fir ghanti vajdi hai te lagataar vajdi rehndi hai.

banda fir dharam raaj nu pucchda hai , ke hunh ki hoya..

dharam raaj:- hunh koi neta bhaashan de reha hai...

hahaha.. nice ones... :)