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Santa: Tainu tairna aanda hai?
Banta: No
Santa: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne
Banta: Tenu tairna aanda hai?
Santa: Aaho
Banta: Pher tere te kutte ch ki farak hai?
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21 Oct 2011
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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21 Oct 2011
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daru krke pareshan ikk aadmi khali bottles bahar suttan lagg peya
pehli bottle sutt ke- tere krke meri naukri gyi...
doosri sutt ke- tere karke mera ghar vikk gya...
teesri sutt ke- tere krke meri patni mainu chhadd gyi...
chauthi bottle bhari hoyi nikli, taan boleya:-
tu side te hoja tu hale bekasoor hain..
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21 Oct 2011
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Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
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21 Oct 2011
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husband- ajj 5 wajje kuteyaan di race hai, me othe jana a...
wife- bass v karo..
tureya janda ni te race lagawoge.
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21 Oct 2011
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Kisi Kabristaan me ek Aurat ek Kabr ke baaju me baithi huie thi..
Musaafir:-''..Darr nahi lagta kya''??
Aurat:- ''Isme darne ki kya baat hai?.. Andar Garmee lag rahi thi so, Bahar aake baith gayee''..!!
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21 Oct 2011
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Teacher:
Kis Ne Chand Par Pehla Qadam Rakha Tha?
Pappu:
Neil Armstrong Ne!!
Teacher:
Aur Doosra?
Pappu:
Kamaal Karti Ho Miss App Bhi ..
Woh Langra Thori Tha..
Doosra Qadam Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Tha!! xP
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21 Oct 2011
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santa dukandar se: lalaji, ek litre aata dena.
Lala: aata litre me nahi kilo me milte hai,tum dubara maango.
Santa: achha lalaji ek kilo aata dena is bottle me.!
Lala: aise nahi mangtey,tum dukandar bano aur mai aata kharidta hun..
Santa: ok...
Lala: ek kilo aata dena
Santa: bottle laye ho..???
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21 Oct 2011
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Santa gurdware ja k: "Baba ji ajj meri lottery kadhwa deo"
oh baahar aya taan usda purse kise ne lottery smet kadh leya
oh dubara gurdware ch gya te boleya:-
"baba ji pehla puri gall samajh leya karo te fer action leya karo"
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21 Oct 2011
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Baap and Beta............
Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...........
beta: dady larki dein to uski maa mang lun ?
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21 Oct 2011
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