3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye

Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.

Ikk Bohta Kale Rang Da Master Ik Jattan De Jawak Nu Bolya, Main Kal Eh Padhaya Si Ke,
Sadda Shareer Kis-Kis Cheez Naal Banya Hunda Hai?
Chal Hun Tu Dass?

Jawak: Ik Pani Ton, Ik Hawa Ton, Te Ik….

Jawak Master Nu Ik Maar Dekhan Lag Gya,

Master: Te Hor Kis Cheez Naal???

Jawak: Ik Tarkol Naal… :D

She: Hi Baby

Him: Hi My lovely .. / / (Sending failed)

She: Are u here?

Him: Yes Yes I'm here / / (sending failed)...

She: Are u ignoring me or what!!!

Him: Honey I'm not... I'm right here... / / (Sending failed)

She: It s over; don't u ever talk to me again!

Him : Damn ! Go to hell @> (Message sent)

Teacher to Chintu- where were you born??

Chintu- Thiruvanantpuram.

Teacher- ok.. spell it..

Chintu-(after thinking)- I think I was born in Goa..

santa apni sasural gia.... sasural valon ne lagatar 6 din saag bha kar khilaya...

7ven din sasur ne pucha ..

Beta kya khao ge.....

santa: sasur g.... tuci mainu khet vikha dio .. main aap hi kha aavan ga...

Santa enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.

Wife askes : Why are you doing this?

santa replies : Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Santa pehli bar ATM machine main gia... machine jaam ho gyi..

mechanic ko bulaya gia... pucha kya kia tha...

santa: main philan card paia... pher es ne PIN mangia...  main badi mushkil nal tan pin labh ke liahaia c .... PIN ander paaiaa tna sali band ho gi..

Ek Aurat ne sharab pee li.....

uska husband ghar aaiaa...

wife ne pucha: aap kon ho....

husband: main tumhara pati hun..bhul gayee kya...

Wife: Nasha har gam bhula deta a babu...g.....

1 Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe I Love U Ka Msg Beja, Bhindi Ne Use Phone Kar K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli, Shut Up, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And Smart, Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Us Ne Phir Itni Sabziyan Fasaayi Ki Aaj Aap Dekh Skte Ho, Aalu-Ghobi, Aalu- Bengan, Aalu-Shimla Mirch, Aalu-Palak, Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi Us Din Se Aaj Tak Akeli H,

Moral: Mat Kar Itna Gurur Surat Par Ae Haseena

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