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Mashuk: main cheating kiti.... Munda: na tenu ki lgda ki main tena pyar krda? main vi pishle 2sallaa to cheating hi kar rya c.... . . . . . . Mashuk roon lag pyi te kendi main papera di gaal krdi c... Munda: ooo teri...
Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha Rahe Ne,Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Neโฆ
Unknown Call:
He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhaiโฆ ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!