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singh Shamp
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Boy-Apna adress das,

Tere ghar auna ae


Girl-Jithe crow bolda howe aa jawi


Boy-Crow te kise ghar v bol sakda


Girl-Tu v ta chhiter e khane ne,kito v kha lai..

11 Oct 2012

kamaljot kaur
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Cheating

Mashuk: main cheating kiti....
Munda: na tenu ki lgda ki main tena pyar krda?
main vi pishle 2sallaa to cheating hi kar rya c....
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Mashuk roon lag pyi te kendi main papera di gaal krdi c...
Munda: ooo teri...

12 Oct 2012

kamaljot kaur
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ਅਧਿਆਪਕ :- 'I Love You' ਦੀ ਕਿਸਨੇ ਖੋਜ ਕੀਤੀ ? ਮੁੰਡਾ : - ਚਾਈਨਾ ਨੇ .. ਅਧਿਆਪਕ : - ਉਹ ਕਿਵੇਂ ? ਮੁੰਡਾ : - ਇਹਦੇ ' ਚ ਸਾਰੇ " ਚਾਈਨੀਜ " ਗੁਣ ਨੇ , ਕੋਈ ਗਾਰੰਟੀ ਨੀ ,ਕੋਈ ਵਾਰੰਟੀਨੀ, ਚੱਲੇ ਤਾਂ ਚੰਦ ਤੱਕ ਚੱਲੇ... ਨਾ ਚੱਲੇ ਤਾਂ ਸ਼ਾਮ ਤੱਕ ਨਾ ਚੱਲੇ .....

12 Oct 2012

kamaljot kaur
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Computer ਦਾ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ version

Send = ਸੁੱਟੋ
Insert = ਪਾਓ
Download = ਥੱਲੇ ਲਾਓ
Delete = ਮਿੱਟੀ ਪਾਓ
Run = ਭੱਜੋ
Search = ਲੱਭੋ
Ctl+Alt+Del = ਸਿਆਪਾ ਹੀ ਮੁਕਾਓ

12 Oct 2012

stubborn heer
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little joke :)

ik baar ik keeri te hathi(elephant) hide nd seek kedde hunde a ......

keeri mandir ch jaa k luk jandi aaa....

nd hathi osnu labh lenda aaa

 

keeri hathi nu puchdi a k tu mainu kiwe labhiya????

ta hathi kehnda main terian chaplan(flip flops) mandir de bahar dekhliya c.....

15 Oct 2012

peeta bhullar
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pendu

ik doctor

pendu bacha de pair de taanke(stitches)
katan lagia

.........Dr. : Beta woh dekho uppar sone
ki chidiya.

...Pendu bacha : Tu saleya thale dekh
pair na wad dayi lagda chidi da.........

18 Oct 2012

maninder singh
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LOL
Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha Rahe Ne,Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…
19 Oct 2012

maninder singh
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Unknown Call:
He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhai… ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!
19 Oct 2012

stubborn heer
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hahahha... such a nice jokee.. vichari kurian always fasia i rehndia nee.... lollll

20 Oct 2012

maninder singh
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thankss
21 Oct 2012

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