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Manpreet Nangal
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joke

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :

05 Sep 2012

Manpreet Nangal
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Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap?

Pati: Tumhe wo jwellry shop yaad hai jaha tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand aya tha,
par mere pas paise nahi they.
aur maine wada kiya tha 1 din dilwaunga.

Wife: Khush hote huye.. Ha ha mjhe sab yaad hai.

Pati: Ha to usi shop ke baju wali shop pe baal katwa raha hu.

05 Sep 2012

Manpreet Nangal
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Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.

Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..

05 Sep 2012

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Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

05 Sep 2012

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Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?
Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga
Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge?
Santa: Kahunga,
baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi

05 Sep 2012

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ਪੱਪੂ, ਆਪਣੇ ਡੈਡੀ ਨਾਲ ਖੇਤ ਵਿਚੋ ਆਲੂ ਪੱਟ
ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ

ਥੋੜੀ ਦੇਰ ਬਾਅਦ ਓਹ ਥੱਕ ਗਿਆ ਤੇ ਬੋਲਿਆ
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ਸਾਲੇਓ ਇਹ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਦੱਬੇ ਕਿਓਂ ਸੀ..

07 Sep 2012

ਰਾਜਬੀਰ  ਸਿੰਘ
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PLEASE WRITE DOWN IN PUNJABI ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਵਿਚ ਲਿਖੋ

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07 Sep 2012

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ਬਲਿਹਾਰ ਜੀ ,.....ਓ ਯਾਰ ਮਨਪ੍ਰੀਤ ਤੇ ਹੋਰ ਬਾਕੀ ਸਾਰੇ ਯਾਰ.....ਇਸ ਰਾਜਵੀਰ ਦੀ ਵੀ ਸੁਣੋਂ ਯਾਰ.....Plz. use...ਪੰਜਾਬੀ....mostly.......

07 Sep 2012

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happy: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
HAPPY: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
HAPPY: Acchi quality ka hai na?

...
Dukndr: Ha
HAPPY: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta
dedo...

13 Sep 2012

ਰਾਜਬੀਰ  ਸਿੰਘ
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ਜੇ ਸਾਹਬ ਤੁਹਾਡੀ ਤਾਂ ਓਹ ਗੱਲ ਹੈ ਕਿ "ਪੰਚਾਂ ਦਾ ਕਿਹਾ ਸਿਰ ਮਥੇ ਪਰਨਾਲਾ ਓਥੇ ਦਾ ਓਥੇ ''

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