teacher 2 student: beta answer sheet par sbse pehle kya likhna chahiye...

student: yahi k is sheet par likhe gye answer kalpanik hai jinka kisi b book se koi sambandh nahi hai................

ikk bus driver ne seat de pichhe likhya hoya c..

" agar WAHGURU ne chahya tan manzil tak pahuncha dunga,

agar chuki nazar to maa kasam, waheguru se he mila dunga..

ik war ik bnda ndi ch gir janda ae.. oh rabb nu ardaas krda aa--rabbe mainu bcha la, main tainu chawl(rice) chrawanga..

rabb ne usnu bahar kadh ditta..

bahr nikl k edhar udhar jehe dekh k ehnda --- lai kehre chaul????????????

rabb ohnu fer ndi ch sutt dinda ae..

bnda pta ki kehnda--" oh main tan eh puchhda c k kehre chaul?? mithe k loon wale!!"

husband n wife were fighting...

hubby said,"tu sali kutti"

wife said,"tu sala kutta"

their kid was near.. he said,"hehehehehe,,main sala katoora"

a student attended bio practical exam.

examiner--birds ki tangein(legs) dekh k iska naam btao...

student-- i do not know..

examinr--u fail.. what s ur name????

student--see my legs n tell my name...

mithe k loon wale!!

hahahahhaha

a girl came late to class.

professor-- y r u late??

girl--sir, ek ldka mera pechha kr reha tha..

prof-- to late kaise ho gye??

gal-- sir ldka bht slow chl rha tha..

hehehehe

ek newspaper mei chhpa k 50% ldke bewkoof hote hain..

is par ldkon ne khoob halla kia aur chhapwaya...

"50% ldke bewkoof nhi hote"'

boys do not mind han... hehehe

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