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1 chuha har roz sherni kol kapre da tukda(piece of cloth) sut janda a.....

10-15 eda hi chlda rhnda a. te 1 din sherni us nu fad k khndi a,   marjanya ki tu roz kapra sutt k bhj janda a tenu bimari ki a.

aggo chuha us nu khnda a," paave phulkari utte vel butian mittran de chaadre te paade morni"

01 Nov 2009

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1 var 1 admi sante nu khnda a k aao chess khelte hai..

aggo santaa us nu khnda a tu meri wait kr mai hune hi shoes paa k aunda han....

01 Nov 2009

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BAHU-  maaji yeh abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi doosri ladki............?

SAAS-  arey kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta q sochti hai..?

ho sakta a kisi truck k neeche aa gya ho........!!!!!!!!

01 Nov 2009

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american boy giving an interview 4 admission in school.

madam asks who is ur father..?

ta fata fata his mother says.........

plz ask simple question.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

01 Nov 2009

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1 bache d nani ohnu godhi ch leke boli,

soja degree soja...........

padosan asks,"  why u call him degree...?

she said,

"meri kudi chandigarh to degree len gyi c te aah le ke aayi hai"............

01 Nov 2009

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1 vaar teacher bache nu puchhdi hai k tu kal q nhi aaya school....?

ta aggo bacha khnda hai k kal sade ghre bht vaddi gall hogi...

taecher- q ki hoya../

aggo bacha khnda kal sadi murgi ne anda ditta c.

teacher---  is vich vaddi gal kehri a ...

aggo bacha khnda j vaddi gal nhi a ta fir tu de k vekha.......................... 

01 Nov 2009

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1 student university ki toilet mein gya...

jab andar jaakar seat pe betha to sahmne likha hua thha.............

abe itna zor study pe lagaata to first aa jaata..............

01 Nov 2009

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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,gud going paramjit bai g.keep it up

01 Nov 2009

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chhota baby--  mummy raat ko jab mai susu karne gya to bathroom ki light apne aap hi on ho gyi............

mummy nu vatt k chaped mardi hoyi kehndi hai,   haramjade tu aj fir fridge mein susu kar aaya......................

02 Nov 2009

ਸੇਖੋਂ........... à¨à¨¥à©‡ ਰੋਦੇਂ ਚਿਹਰੇ ਨਈ ਵਿਕਦੇ......
ਸੇਖੋਂ...........
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ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english, hindi  aur punjabi bolta tha.

admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..

who r u??

tota:- i m parrot.

 

admi:- tum kaun ho??

toata:- main tota hu.

 

admi:- tu kaun hai??

tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar ch samjh ni aaunda.........

02 Nov 2009

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