Ik vaar kuj sayane meeting kar rahe hunde ne k punjab di tarakki nai ho rahi....Te j eda e chalda reha tan thode chir tak kuj nai bachna sab tabah ho jana hai....so faisla hunda hai k apa India toh kuj nai lena te punjab ikalla e America te charai karega te Jung lari javegi....
Sare Puchde ne kyo,
Ik syana jawab dinda hai : Apan America naal larange te jung haar javange,America sade te kabja kar lavega te sadi tarakki da jima fer America hath....
Vicho ik Awaaj uthdi hai : Bai g baki sab tan bahut vadia a par "j apan Jung jit gaye taaan".......
Ik vaar ik Bewkoof Cycle te ik kudi nu bithai ja reha hunda hai....Laago di usda Yaar langda hoya usnu dekh lenda hai....Yaar kehnda: Kithe layi jaana mashooq nu...Bewkoof jawab dinda hai: Mashooq hou teri , meri tan eh bhen a....
ik sharabi sharaab peenda peenda roun lag piya ta duje shrabi ne pucheya bai rounda kuin hai ta
pehla sharabi kehnda- yaar ki dassa jis kudi nu bhulln layi peenda piya uhda naam hi chete ni aunda piya.......
very nice jokes.....some of them r really too too good
te hun ji ik joke mere vallon vi
ik vaar do bunde ik car ch bomb laga rahe si, te pehle ne dooje nu poochya, veer ji je eh bomb fatt gaya, taan fer ki hoyu, te dooja bolya, chhote tu fikar na kar, mere kol ik hor haiga.
Ik vaar ik Banda Doctor kol janda hai te kehnda hai,"Doc. saab meri uparli daarh nu keeda kha geya hai,kuj karo".
Doc.,"Daarh kadhni pavegi".
Banda,"Dava dav kadd devo".
Doc. thalle wali Daarh kadd dinda hai.
Banda,"Doc. saab thalle wali kyo kadhi".
Doc.,"Thalle wali te khlo k kha reha c".