1 bacha maths teacher ke ghar phone lgata hai.

teacher's wife : wo toh 2 din pahle mar gaye

next day bacha fir call krta hai

wife : maine kaha na wo mar gaye.

bacha agle din fir call karta hai

wife : kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye hain, bar- bar call kyu lagate ho, 

BOY-sun k achcha lagta hai

 

Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai:Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.

Rishtedar:Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabaadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.

Ik var di gal hai Ik jatt te ik angrej train vich safar kar rahe hunde ne angrej ohnu kehnda main tenu ik poem snauna jatt kehnda thik

aaangrej: Twinkle-Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are?
fer angrej kehnda hun tu suna
jatt nu kush samaj ta lagdi ni par oh snaun lagda te kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar

Do amli
pelha amli duze amli nu:
kal tenu eni maar kiyo pyi.
duza amli: kal yaar viyah vich boli galt pa geyi c,
pelha amli:
kehri?
duza amli: bari basi khatn geya c khat ke leaandi taar, bhangra ta sajdaje nachan kudi de yaar.

Ik munda te kudi park ch ik darkhat de piche lukke baithe si,Ik bujarg aa ke kehenda: beta kya ye hamari sanskiriti hai?Munda: na na uncle jee, eh tan pooja haigi, tusi kise hor ped pichhe labh lo…

Husband aur Wife ki ladai hui.
Husband ghar se chala gaya.
- (Raat ko phone pe) -
Husband : "khana me kya hai".
Wife : Zeher.
Husband :Mai der se aaunga tum khakar so jana...

 

Kanjus-Kaju hor lai lao ji..
Mehman-Nai Shukriya Mai Pehla Hi 4 LaiChuka Ha
Kanjus- paaji Lye Ta tusi Waise 6 aa,. Khair..!! ethe kehra koi Gin Raha Hai.

 

Pappu : Gehri SOCH Me..! 
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Pappu : Yehi ke ZEE NEWS Walo Ko 
Kaise ... ...Pata Chalta Hai?! 
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WIFE: Kya? 
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Pappu: Yehi 
Ki, ."AP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE
NEWS". . .

 

Wife:   Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband:   Nahi.
Wife:   Kyun?
Husband:     Main "hanuman chalisa" padh kar sota hu.

 

1 Girl Fasi Laga rahi thi,
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Santa ne Window se Dekh raha
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Socho Santa kya bola hoga.....??
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Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi
mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye