ਕੁੜੀ ;- ਅਸੀਂ ਕਲ ਐਤਵਾਰ ਨੂ ਘੁਮੀ ਘੁਮੀ ਕਰਨ
ਜਾਣਾ....ਤੇ ਤੁਸੀਂ ??? 

ਮੁੰਡਾ ;- ਆਪਾ ਤਾ ਲੀਟਰ ਦਾਰੂ ਪੀ ਕੇ ਘਰੇ ਬੇਡ ਤੇ
ਹੀ ਘੁਮੀ ਜਾਣਾ ...

 

Bahu: maaji, kal raat mera, Unke saath jhagda ho gaya. 

Saas: arey bahu, pati patni mein, Chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain. 

Bahu: wo to theek hai, Par laash ka kya karun...? ? ?

 

Husband:
main teri roz roz dian farmaishon to tang aa gaya
han es lyi khudkhushi karn ja riha ha :(

Wife:
acchha...... 1 white suit ta le deo., BHOG te ki paungi... 

 

Sambha:- Srkr 2.

Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??

Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.

Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??

Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.

Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?

Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.

Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?

Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he

Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?

Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.

 

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

nice jokes Manider veer

welcum g... tuhade jokes v att ne.

Jutti tang. . .te . . . .jawai nang .....yaar amli. . . .te . . .saheli kamli .....sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne....

Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai,
Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai
,Fer,
Fer,.
Fer Ki !!
Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,
Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai...,