Arz Kia Hai,

Main MAJJH Wechi Me GAAN Wechi.... Wah Wah Wah

Main MAJJH Wechi Me Gaan Wechi,

Meri Appni C Mein Taan Wechi... ;->

Ki hoya j usnu lag ge mehdi ,
aasi v sehra sjavage,
sanu pta si o sadi kismat vich nahi si...
hun usdi choti behan fasavage.

sante di wife sante nu--

uttho ji thodi jaan gud morng kehndi aa..

Santa--

chal chaah lai k aa..nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...

Ladka&Ladki standing on the bus stop:
ladka to ladki : nice lipistic
ladki : thanks
ladka : nice top&jeans
ladki : thanks :)
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Ladka : nice ear-ring
ladki : thanks
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Ladka : nice neckless :)

Ladki : thanks BHAIYA :)
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Ladka :- Saaliye sohni fer v nahi lagdi:p...........

 

ਕੁੜੀ:- ਮੇਰੇ ਇੱਕ ਸਾਹ ਤੇ ਲੱਖਾ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਮਰਦੇ ਆ,

ਮੁੰਡਾ:- ਸਾਲੀਏ ਫਿਰ ਬੁਰਸ਼ ਕਿਉ ਨਹੀ ਕਰਦੀ, ......

 

 

Son - Papa, Circus dekhan chaliye? 

Papa- I m busy. 

Son - papa othe 1 ladki bina kapdeya de sher di sawari kardi hai...:-O 

Papa - Bahut ziddi aa tu, Chal bahut din ho gye koi Sher nahi dekhyaa. :P :D

 

Boy to girl-- ki tusi mere nal dance kroge..??

Girl-- (with attitude) mai bacheya nal dance nai krdi

boy- ohh !! Am sorry aunty g..... Galti ho gyi.

 

.....2 Pendu jnaniya apas vich gall kar rahia c...

1st jnani ---- behne 20 saal.........
20 saal ho gye...... mere ghar jwaak nai c hoya

2nd jnani--- Acha behne fer....??

1st jnani---- fer bhehne jado mai 21 saal di hoi.,. Mere bappu ne mera viah kra dita..... Te fer kite jaa k saade ghar KAAKKA hoya.....

 

Dady:putt tere result da ki bneya.????

Son: dady ji main 5 subjects vicho fail ho gya 
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Dady: ja dafa ho ja etho ajj ton baad mainu dady na kahi.

Son: o dady tusi ta serious e ho gye.. eh exam da result c koi "DNA" test nai c..... munda main tuhada e aa..!!

 

HUSBAND: Ye tumne kesa khana banaya hai bilkul GOBAR jesa ?????????? ;O
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WIFE: hai oye merya RABBA ! es kanjar ne ta har ik cheej hi khaadi hoi aa....