PATNI: Sunte ho
padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!

Patni: Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho?
Pata hai, maine usse 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkar kiya tha.

Pati: Wah! Itna lamba celebration.

Biwi- Mere khyal se hamari beti ki kisi ladke k sath setting ho gai he
Pati- Vo kese?
Biwi- Q ki vo kafi dino se recharge ke paise nahi maang rahi hai

Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha.
Husband Bola: wo to Ab b hai bas.
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 litre ki hai

Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la.
Wife: Wo log nhi denge.
Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai
Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!

Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe
kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table
nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko
kaunse tables aata h

Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge
SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga
Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge
SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,
Ye Khud School aa jayega
Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai!