Ik vaar ik banda docter kol janda e te kenda docter sahab tuhanu taanke laaune aunde ne docter kenda hanji aunde daso banda kenda aa meri chapal tut gai a 2 taanke laa dao

ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਇਕ ਬੰਦਾ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਕੋਲ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਤੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਸਾਹਬ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਟਾਂਕੇ ਲਾਉਣੇ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ.. ??
ਡਾਕਟਰ - ਹਾਂ ਜੀ..
ਬੰਦਾ - ਆਹ ਮੇਰੀ ਚੱਪਲ ਟੁੱਟ ਗਈ ਐ.. ਦੋ ਟਾਂਕੇ ਲਾ ਦਿਉ

Interviewer ne ik engg Student nu question pochia k,"u belong to?"
he eagerly answered, "Sir vishakhapatnam"
interviewer ne kiha ok gud please can you spell it for me!"
Student repiled ,"srry sir actually it was GOA".

ik var 2 Amli ik manji te badi mushkill naal lamme paye hunde han....tan ik Amli tang aa k uth k tur penda.....
tan doosra amli kehnda......O aaja 22 hun jagah ho gayi a......

Munda Kudi nu : Aajo ,sohneyon kee haal hai,sado kol ve aa jaya karo.........

Kudi : Mein Jutti lavan..!!!

Munda : Iddan hi aa jao , assin kehra paath rakhaya....

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa bohaat he vadiaaa jokessssss ne

1 kudi ne Principal nu complaint kiti ke "Class de sare bache mainu BHUA kende ne"
Principal : hath khade karo kaun es kudi nu BHUA kehnda ae"
1 munde nu chhad ke bakia ne hath khade kar dite. Principal : "Oye tu hath kyon ni khada kita."
Munda : "Jineia de hath khade ne main ihna sab da FUFFARH lagda"

Girl: Aisa khat likh ke pa sajna ve,meri umar beet jaye parde di.
Boy: æ,$(i=oi>øE_I1,i+:eßy#a£>£"e!>;=*¥#
@tw@_¤ (p+>i*

1971 da yudh chal reha si. Pak jahaj bumb sut rahe si. Loki gharo bahar aa gye....
Wife:-"mai apne nakli dand bhul gi."
Husband:- "Jahaj bumb sutda biscut ni..

LION- o budi ruk, main tera khoon peena hai Budi- sher bai kisi jawaan da peyo ohda khoon garm hoega. Lion- nhi mera aaj cold-drink peen da mood hai.. :-D

A WARNING SIGN BOARD BY HIGHWAY PATROLING POLICE IN PUNJAB???"KUTTA, BHAIYA TE JANANI?? ??-TINNE ACCIDENT DI NISHANI"....

bachke reho