Huband apni 14th anniversary pe kuch soach main dooba tha. Wife ne poocha: Kya soach rahe ho?? Husband: Yaad hai jab tumhare daddy ne hume date pe pakda tha aur mujhe kaha tha ke ya to meri beti se shaadi kar lo ya phir 14yrs ke liye jail main jao. WIfe: to.... Husband: soachta hoon agar us waqt sahi faisla kiya hota to aaj main aazad ho jaata
ik war ik kiri sharab de drum vich dig jandi hai te usnu sharab da nasha charh janda hai , usnu raste vich ik sher mil janda hai, sher bahut pareshan hunda hai,oh kiri de puchan e dasda hai k aaj babarsher ne usnu fer dara k bhaja dita,is te kiri josh ch aa k kehndi hai ...... rakh honsla tu billo rakh hounsla vekh luga yaar tera kale kale nu
Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho.. . .
Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai. . . Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha. . . Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte.. "I HATE YOU" Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikali.... . . . "Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston"
Boy: Jaise tumari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga......?? Girl: Lo! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa........?? :p Ladki ne ring box main dekha. . . Girl: Ye to khaali hai.... Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring hai ke nahi....??" I HATE YOU" Moral: Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai..!!