Boy-Dr. Sahab Koi Lambi Umar ka Tareeqa bataiye?

Dr.-Shaadi kr Lo.

Boy-Kya Iss Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi?

Dr.-Nahi Ye Khwahish hi khatam Ho Jayegi.

Judge:- Your last wish?

Mujrim:- Aap ki beti se shaadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka visa, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6-7 bachche jo aap ko nana nana kahein or mujhe papa aur main un sab ki shaadi karwa doon us ke baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga.

Judge:- Hahaha� meri koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo kamine ko.!

Girl- Nice mobile. Where did u buy?
Boy- I won this in a running race.
Girl- How many people participated?
Boy- Mobile owner, police and me.

Swarg ke baahar ka seen:

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.

2nd Aadmi : Bhagwan main pandit hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.

3rd Aadmi : Nhagwan main shaadi shuda hoon.
God : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.

Santa:- Doc Saab, main chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga?
Doctor-: Haan, bilkul.
Santa:- To phir theek hai Doc saab varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri wife khidki se kood kar jaan dena ja rahi hai.
Manager: So... Sir what can I do?
Main: Abbe khidki nahi khul rahi.

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhai sahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Doctor:- aapki biwi ab sirf 2 dino ki mehmaan hai, Im so sorry!!
Santa:- isme sorry ki koi baat nahi hai dr. sahab, nikal hi lenge ye 2 din jaise taise...

Papa:- Beti bari ho kar kya karo gi?
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Beti:- Shaadi.
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Papa:- Galat baat hai,
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abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte...